GOSSIP

Can We Talk Now...

A MAN'S WORLD

WHERE MEN DO MORE THAN POSE

---NCK (NORTH COAST KNIGHTS) Toy Party, the 2nd annual, was another success for this small but powerful club. This years Crowd was very large. The curious shoppers enjoying an open bar and a colorful buffet.

Demo's were done by ERIC and LON. Lon gave a detailed description of each toy and there various use, we know of one toy being bought for PEACHES Christmas present but we dare not say what it is. It wouldn't be a surprize, would it? There was also a nice display of jewelry by RICHARD.

The finale, the modeling of underwear by BUD, LEE, TJ, MIKE AND RON. The pieces being modeled, ranged from a bow tie, black low cut bikini, leopard skins, sack straps, G-strings. The crowd drooled over MIKE from Keys. We saw MIKE and TJ saunter out the front door, trying desperatly, of course to not be noticed leaving., BUT WE DID dear, we did. URF, URF, URF, -----DAN to CARL, "I ONLY TAKE PICTURES OF MY FRIENDS." CARL TO DAN, "YOU MUST SAVE A LOT OF FILM."-----Jim is aghast over NICKY the NORTORIOUS, AH CHEJZ. NICKY'S trick was so young and fresh looking. JIM asked the kid, "DO YOU HAVE A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA YET?" The kid said nothing but did manage to start sucking on his thumb. "

Mist A Herry's

Another Place

JON says of his lover, "WHO NEEDS A MIRROR WHEN WE HAVE EACH OTHER." MARK, who's the guy whose trying to get into your PANTS? Of course you are as tacky as I am but when you said, "HE'S GOT THREE SPEEDS, SLOW, SLOWER AND LIMP." Well, need I say more?-----TERRY AND DAVID are an on again, off again romance but if that's love. I mean, DAVID says of TERRY, "HE NEEDS A PROCTOLOGIST TO TIGHTEN HIS TWO DOOR GARAGE, BUT THE DOC SAID THERE WASN'T ENOUGH STRING IN THE CITY OF CLEVELAND.

BERLIN

If you haven't seen this club, then you should put it at the top of your list. It is most unusual and probably way ahead of it's time for Cleveland. We asked LADY Z what she thought and she quipped, "THIS CLUB IS LIKE A REPRESSED PASSION THAT FLAMES UP WITH SCORCHING INTENSITY. However, a little more lighting and some seating would make its ratings jump 5 to 10."----CAN WE TALK HERE, then, someone asked RICHARD what he thought of BERLIN. He said, I THINK ITS VERY NICE AND I HOPE THEY DO IT AGAIN NEXT YEAR."-----BOB stated, "I FEEL AS THOUGH I WERE IN JAIL, CONFINED AND CONFUSED. I WONDER IF I'LL HAVE TO PAY TO GET OUT." "THE SOUND SYSTEM IS FANTASTIC. OF THE FIFTEEN BARS IN THIS CITY, I CAN NOW UNDERSTAND WHAT IS PLAYING ON A RECORD." QUIPPED THOM, ----and then paul said, "IT'S THE MOST FANTASTIC CLUB IN THIS CITY. THEY SHOULD BOMB THE REST." -----PAT, a great gal, stated, "I JUST FOUND OUT THAT WE GIRLS WERE USED AGAIN, WE ARE ONLY ALLOWED FOR TONIGHTS OPENING. ITS TO BAD THAT THAT PIECE OF NEWS WAS NOT ADVERTISED BEFORE THEY OPENED THE DOORS."

CHAPTER TWO Tis strange that when this club had "MEET THE NOMINEE'S

PARTY," for the Mr. Club Contest. There were only six contestants on that Friday night to greet the customers. The following Sunday, Twelve contestants appeared. Oh, just curious. Of course we heard that JACK CAMPBELL flew his love in from Florida to win this contest. (Well, you know if rumors fly I find em.) Urf, urf urf. -----one customer commented on AL PARKER, "THANK GOD HES ALMOST FINISHED, HE ALMOST ATE THE MICROPHONE." Another moaned, "HE'S SO STUPID, THOUGH, HE MIGHT BE GREAT IN SILENT PICTURES."